Woe Betidings (Christmas 2013)

God test ye, pseudo Christian Men
You shall not get away.
Remember that election
Of twenty-Ten, in May?
You pledged your souls to Satan’s power
Now you shall know dismay!
Oh – a hiding to nothing you are on
You – oo are on.
Oh – a hi-i-ding to nothing you are on.

Once Tony the Messiah
He played his blessed game.
He moved his pawns most deviously
And had no sense of shame.
He wasn’t born in Bethlehem
But holy – just the same!
Oh – a hiding to nothing you are on
You – oo are on.
Oh – a hi-i-ding to nothing you are on.

And now it’s David Cameron
Feeds us the Saviour lie.
His hoards of Liar Flyers
Across this land did ply.
His mentor, Tony, kneeling down
Unto the fool did cry:
Oh – a hiding to nothing you are on
You – oo are on.
Oh – a hi-i-ding to nothing you are on.

Now to Lord Dave sing praises
All you within ‘That Place’.
Raise up your fawning voices
Beatify his face.
This Christmas Day AND ALL THE REST
You worthless sons deface.
Oh – a hiding to nothing you are on
You – oo are on.
Oh – a hi-i-ding to nothing you are on.

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