Fools and Knaves, to the Last Creature.

It is surely time for the laughter to begin – and never stop! Every time one of our Westminster Creatures – from pompous Dodgy Dave (Proxy Queen) to the lowliest pathetic wannabe, safe-seat rosette-stand (Joker) – delivers some governmental gaff, they deserve nothing but ridicule.

Prime Minister Dave has seen fit to elevate Eric Pickles to knighthood (courtesy of a compliant Queen) and, further, to dub him: ‘Corruption Tsar’. This is truly the cherry on the blancmange!

In all this, Dopy Dave has excelled – even himself. For having shafted election law in 2010, through the egregious concoction of a ‘Liar Flyer’, Devious Dave then had the aforesaid ‘Fraudulent Device or Contrivance’ deployed in 18 constituencies, blighting their aspirants with impending fraud. One such was Brentwood and Ongar – the constituency of that heavenly body of knightliness: Sir Eric Pickles:

Corruption Tsar!

The Representation of The People Act is unambiguous: It is ‘corrupt practice’ to influence polling by means of a ‘Liar Flyer’. Thus, their chicanery in the 2010 election should have put both Eric and Dave in jail.
That one has now pronounced the other ‘Corruption Tsar’ is priceless!

Let The Laughter Begin!

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