Dodgy Dave’s
“simple IN/OUT referendum”
(pledged Jan 2013)
“I say to the British people:
This will be your decision!
When the time comes, I shall
expend no more than £9.3 million
of public money bending
your preference to my will.
My weasels shall replace ‘in/out’
with a less-than-equivalent
word pair: ‘leave/remain.’
I am an accomplished charlatan.
To change now would let down
Queen Country and Ego.
