I took documentary evidence of a breach of election law, and of related fraud by the local MP, to a range of state offices including the police and the Police Commissioner.
None of them addressed the issue nor explained why they would not. Corruption is the only conclusion. But where in Britain do you find redress regarding corruption in high places?
Let’s have a go at Trump! Like that ugly kid in the playground.
He’s easy meat – not too light on his feet – so let’s kick the bugger around.
I mean – he’s American – that’s bad enough, and he’s got silly hair as well.
He is clearly spawn of the Devil, so we’ll send him back to Hell.
Those Yanks could learn a lot from us. We know how to pick a Leader.
Was any one of our Prime Misters a delusional bottom-feeder?
I admit that Tony cheated and lied while declaring God his best mate
But he was in love with Dubya Bush – his head in a terrible state.
Leader-Tony was really a straight kinda-guy; he said so – it must be true.
Tony didn’t want money and fame – if your good, these things just come to you!
Tony cared about ordinary folks – that why he bombed so many.
There are thousands of Brits who make quality bombs to earn a properly taxed penny.
And Leader Dave – bless his subsidised socks – what a c – aring Conservative!
He signed lies to become PM. Ever in infamy his name shall live.
It’s the very same lies MP Benyon used, because Dave told him he had to.
But Dicky B says the fault lies in me. He says not one lie is untrue.
Cameron teamed up, with Nick the Clegg, a Great British Leader of Men!
So righteous was Nick, he signed a pledged - and then unsigned it again.
But no Trump, our Nick: he changed his mind with undiminished honour
He didn’t know, when he said he’d fight fees, Dave’s dream would be a goner.
So when Nick was offered 5 long years, as Dave’s deputy, what could he say?
“I’ve given my word and must keep it”. Nah! That’s the infamous Donald Trump way!
Then Leader Dave ‘gifted’ the ordinary Brits, a great big shiny referendum
And when it went the other way he didn’t hesitate to honourably - abandon ‘em.
Now our Leader is Saint Theresa – an Empress in eye-catching New Clothes
She visited Trump and held his hand. Those red nails will soon front American Vogue.
Theresa’s no Trump. In 2010 she was Home Secretary for Dodgy Dave
I sent proof of corruption in Newbury. She was silent – no honour she needed to save.
But back to Don Trump: rank misogynist pig! He’s Chaucerian! Women are just Quim.
Whereas Leader John Major, like the gentleman he is, thought of England when Edwina had him.
No glass ceiling there (unless for the deed, Mrs Curry requested the ‘Unbridled Suite’)
Then the glass would have been backed by silver, to mirror an exemplary leadership feat.
So let us give Trump a good kicking, to teach him our leaders excel.
His Leadership, a farce – we can call him an arse, because Great Britain knows: hers don’t smell